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Why wine should be served at PTA meetings.

February 26, 2018February 26, 2018 - pretendsupermom Leave a comment

Follow my blog with Bloglovin Ok. I get it. Most PTA meetings are held at the school and for some silly reason, adults are not allowed to consume any alcoholic libations while on campus. Even if we promise to Uber. (Trust me. I’ve asked.) But let me climb aboard my soap box for you todayRead more

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Be the bigger person. (What a load of crap)

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018 - pretendsupermom Leave a comment

“Be the bigger person.” “Don’t let it get to you.” “She’s the one with the problem. Not you.” “Ya gotta get over it.” “Why do you let it bother you so much?” Those statements are bullshit. Sometimes I want to wallow in my self pity after being verbally attacked, yet again, by the bio mom.Read more

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My number one rule for being a kick ass stepmom

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018 - pretendsupermom 1 Comment

Rules are made to be broken, but if you wanna be a kick ass stepmom, know this, for those who know me, you know my mouth. It’s gotten me into trouble a few times and I’m sure it’ll happen quite a few more times, but when it comes to my stepkids and my bio kidsRead more

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It’s time.

January 4, 2018 - pretendsupermom 2 Comments

I’ve been told to write a book. A manual on parenting and/or co-parenting. A stand-up comedy routine. I’ve even been asked to write Tinder and Bumble profiles (all to which I happily obliged.) But none of those options are as daunting as the thought of putting raw thoughts out onto the interwebs and expose myRead more

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Hi! I'm Delaina Baker. Mom, Stepmom, wife, friend, beginning quilter, under-water basket weaver, and a proud member of the effing PTA.

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